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Gerry.
21-02-2009, 03:40 PM
A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chairs parts into his rectum, resulting in extensive bleeding, to which he succumbed before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.

We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occuring in China it is likely there that they were made.

Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.

Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/imgs/8/b/8bd724ec.jpghttp://image.blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/imgs/1/7/17e5e02d.jpg

Source: Itai News (http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.livedoor.jp%2Fdqnplu s%2Farchives%2F1218084.html&sl=ja&tl=en&hl=en&ie=UTF-8)

Source: Neowin (http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=738054&st=15)

I am not sitting down again!

tuna
21-02-2009, 04:10 PM
Source: Neowin (http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=738054&st=15)

I am not sitting down again!

LOL and there is real evidence of this, not just these pics. Like has someone in fact confirmed all this story. I see no evidence on the web of this.

ashul
22-02-2009, 10:15 AM
it seems to me to be an elborate hoax like some of those chain emails - I cannot see any blood anywhere on the floor or on the chair *brings out the steel underpants* :p

tuna
22-02-2009, 10:56 AM
it seems to me to be an elborate hoax like some of those chain emails - I cannot see any blood anywhere on the floor or on the chair *brings out the steel underpants* :p

Agree you can see the chair base in the background, just snapped at the weld. No bits missing.

neoartifact
24-02-2009, 10:25 AM
There are chairs with pressurised nitrogen gas?
"2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part."
materials used were deficient? Not enough materials? lol

I have never heard of such a chair defect ever. The spring in the cylinder isn't even under all that much tension to go through the base of the chair like that anyway, let alone pressurised gas.

alexpooley
24-02-2009, 01:12 PM
This is clearly a hoax or I would have heard about it on the definitive news source: Today Tonight.

http://forums.port80.asn.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=103&stc=1&d=1235448659

davep
24-02-2009, 05:07 PM
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/755767/boy-killed-by-exploding-office-chair

tuna
24-02-2009, 09:00 PM
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/755767/boy-killed-by-exploding-office-chair

Oh look traditional media that prints all sorts of crap without verifying it was duped too.

Mr C
25-02-2009, 02:46 AM
One of the Sys admins at a place I used to work at returned from lunch one day, he was a large fellow, and upon sitting down on his chair it promptly snapped off the base where it meets the chair and he fell on the floor. Seems that metal fatigue in the base from years of use had finally taken its toll.

If you chair makes strange creaking noises, might be worth flipping it over and inspecting it for damage.

alexpooley
25-02-2009, 08:01 AM
Don't worry everyone, I have put in a request with Today Tonight to investigate the situation. If there's anything behind this story, they'll uncover it.

"Can you please investigate the case of the exploding chair. I work on a chair all day long and obviously am concerned that my arse could be blown off.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/755767/boy-killed-by-exploding-office-chair"

jexley
25-02-2009, 09:06 AM
Good call dude, because even though this one smells like a fake all over the joint, without confirmation from all these highly credible news agencies I will worry that my ass will be ripped open by my benign-looking office Chair Of DOOM.

mattman
25-02-2009, 10:02 AM
Don't worry everyone, I have put in a request with Today Tonight to investigate the situation. If there's anything behind this story, they'll uncover it.

"Can you please investigate the case of the exploding chair. I work on a chair all day long and obviously am concerned that my arse could be blown off.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/755767/boy-killed-by-exploding-office-chair"

Oh good, now we can get an authoritative position - I do hope they confront the chair manufacturer

kay
25-02-2009, 10:55 AM
Oh good, now we can get an authoritative position - I do hope they confront the chair manufacturer

I can see it now... undercover in the manufacturing plant... shady managers trying to block the camera... the reporter can yell after them "what do you have to say to the families who have had loved ones disemboweled?"...

heist
25-02-2009, 12:12 PM
HARD WORKING CHAIR'S LIVELIHOOD DESTROYED BY OBESE CHINESE BOY

Is Your Chair Safe From The Chubby Foreign Menace

Find Out Today Or Tonight

Al
25-02-2009, 01:30 PM
HARD WORKING CHAIR'S LIVELIHOOD DESTROYED BY OBESE CHINESE BOY

it was 1 day from retirement too

neoartifact
26-02-2009, 05:10 AM
omg.. ninemsn posted this as a story.. laaamme.. where's Mediawatch, I need to show them something quick.

Micron21-Tech
30-03-2009, 09:53 AM
This is clearly a hoax or I would have heard about it on the definitive news source: Today Tonight.

Exactly... if chairs were exploding around the world, 'Today Tonight' and 'A Current Affair' would have both jumped on it and simultaneously broadcast the story, both claiming to have an 'Exclusive Report' (complete with stamps and stupid sound effects). ;)